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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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