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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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A tripod.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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