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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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