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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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