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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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