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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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