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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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