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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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