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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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