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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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