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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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