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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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