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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

2068

What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

2090

What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

2407

Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

1937

What letter is good for a cough?

T

2622

Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

1863

What month is not sure of itself?

May.

1324

What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

118

What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

885

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996