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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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