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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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