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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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