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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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