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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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