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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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