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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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