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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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