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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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