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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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