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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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