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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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