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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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