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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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