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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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