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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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