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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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