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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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