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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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