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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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