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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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