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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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