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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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