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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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