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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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