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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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