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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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