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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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