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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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