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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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