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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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