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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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