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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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