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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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