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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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