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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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