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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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