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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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