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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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