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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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