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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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