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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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