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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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