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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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