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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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