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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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