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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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