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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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