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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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