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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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