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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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