Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

1451
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

1894
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

1007
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

1423
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

509
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

1387
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

2021
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

708
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

2292
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

2279
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

1797
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

1484