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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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