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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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