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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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