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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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