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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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