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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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