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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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