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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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