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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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