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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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