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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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