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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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