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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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