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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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