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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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