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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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