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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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