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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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