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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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