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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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