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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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