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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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