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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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