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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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