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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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