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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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