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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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