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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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