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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Akiva Lane
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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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