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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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