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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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