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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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