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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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