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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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