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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Shane Ronay
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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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