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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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