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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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