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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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