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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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