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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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