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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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