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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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