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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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