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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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A dessert island.

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