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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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