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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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