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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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