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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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