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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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