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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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