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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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