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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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