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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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