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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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