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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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