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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Akiva Lane
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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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