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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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