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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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