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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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A buoys club.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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