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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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