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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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