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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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