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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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