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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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