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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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