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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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