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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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A tripod.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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