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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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