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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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