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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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