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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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