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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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