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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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