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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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