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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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