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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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