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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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