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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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