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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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