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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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