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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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