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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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