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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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