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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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