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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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It's a lap top.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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