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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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