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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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