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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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