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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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