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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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