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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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