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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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A son of a gun.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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