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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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