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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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