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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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