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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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