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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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