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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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