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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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