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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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