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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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