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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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