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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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