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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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