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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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