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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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