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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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