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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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