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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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