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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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