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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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