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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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