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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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