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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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