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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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