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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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