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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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