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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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