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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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