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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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