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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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