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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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