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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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