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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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