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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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