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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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