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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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