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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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