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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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