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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Gaucho Marx

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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