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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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