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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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