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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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