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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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