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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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