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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Akiva Lane
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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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