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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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