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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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