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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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