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Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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