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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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