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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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