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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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