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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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