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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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