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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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