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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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