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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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