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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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It's a lap top.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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