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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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