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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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