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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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