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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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