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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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