Pictures:

What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

2525

Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

1813

Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

1258

Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

3127

What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

2994

What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

1736

What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

2193

What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

2938

C to shining C

2294

What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

2177

What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

2720

Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

808