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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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