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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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