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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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