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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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