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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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