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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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