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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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