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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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