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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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