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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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