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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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