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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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