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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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