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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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