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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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