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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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