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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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