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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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