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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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