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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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