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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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