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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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