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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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