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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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