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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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