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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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