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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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