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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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