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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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