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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

1971

What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

2937

What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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