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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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