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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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