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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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