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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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