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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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