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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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