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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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