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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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