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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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