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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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