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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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