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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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