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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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