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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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