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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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