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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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