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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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