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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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