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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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