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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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