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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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