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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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