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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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