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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

1892
Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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