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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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