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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Akiva Lane
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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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