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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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