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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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