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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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