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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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