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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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