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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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