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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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