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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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