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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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