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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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