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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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