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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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