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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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