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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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