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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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