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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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It escapes me.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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