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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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