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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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