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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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