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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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