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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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