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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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