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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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