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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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