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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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