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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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