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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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