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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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