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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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