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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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