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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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