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It escapes me.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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