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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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