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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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