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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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