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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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