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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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