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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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