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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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