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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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