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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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