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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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