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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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