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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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