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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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