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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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