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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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