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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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