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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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