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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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