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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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