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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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