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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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