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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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