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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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