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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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