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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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