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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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