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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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