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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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