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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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