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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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