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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Yisro Whale

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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A pear of scissors.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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