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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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