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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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