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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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