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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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