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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

3011

What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

1620

What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

2150

Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

3070

What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

624

Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

577

What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

753

While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

566

Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

1994