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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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