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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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