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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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