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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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