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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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