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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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