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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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