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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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