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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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