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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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