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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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