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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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