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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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