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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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