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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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