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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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