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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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