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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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