Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

3038
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

1717
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

1002
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

1207
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

293
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

1405
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

1629
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

2601
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

1496
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

275
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

686