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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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