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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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