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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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