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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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