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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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