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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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