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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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