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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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