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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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