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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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