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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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