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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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