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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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