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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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