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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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