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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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