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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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