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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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