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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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