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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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