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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Akiva Lane
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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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