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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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