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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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