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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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