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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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