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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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