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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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A tripod.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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