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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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