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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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