Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

2836
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

466
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

1549
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

3409
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

1485
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

2226
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

2443
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

3103
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

3095
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

2738
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

1851
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

2722