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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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