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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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