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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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