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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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