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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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