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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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