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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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