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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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