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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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