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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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