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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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