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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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