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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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