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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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