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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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