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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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