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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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