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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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