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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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