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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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