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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

1970

Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

1207

What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

2165

Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

1189

What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

2535

Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

2536

What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

1563

Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

322

How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987