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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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