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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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