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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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A paradigm.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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