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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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