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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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