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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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