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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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