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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Akiva Lane
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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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