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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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