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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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