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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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