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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call a person who closes a window because it's too drafty?

A draft dodger.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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