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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Akiva Lane
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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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