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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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