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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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