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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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