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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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