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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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