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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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