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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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