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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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