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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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