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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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