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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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A dessert island.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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