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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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