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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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