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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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