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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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