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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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