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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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