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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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