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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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