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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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