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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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