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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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