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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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