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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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