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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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