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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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