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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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