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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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