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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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