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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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