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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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