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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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