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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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