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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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