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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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