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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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