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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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