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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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