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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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