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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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