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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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