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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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