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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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