Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

667
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

450
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

2473
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

1766
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

3039
Greg Stevens
General
Picture

What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

2137
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

1160
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

2333
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

1035
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

827
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

2042
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

3011