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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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