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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Akiva Lane
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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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