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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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