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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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