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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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