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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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