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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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