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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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