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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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A field of hole wheat.

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