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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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