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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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