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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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