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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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