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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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