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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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