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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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