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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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