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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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