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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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