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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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