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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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