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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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