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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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