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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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