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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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