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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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