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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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