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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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It's a lap top.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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