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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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