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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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