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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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