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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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