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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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