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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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