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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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