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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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