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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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