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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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