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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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