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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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