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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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