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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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