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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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