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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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