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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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