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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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