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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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