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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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