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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Rock and roll.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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