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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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