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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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