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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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