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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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