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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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