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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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