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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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