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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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