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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Akiva Lane
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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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