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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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