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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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