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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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