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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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