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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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