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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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It escapes me.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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