Pictures:

What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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