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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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