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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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