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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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