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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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