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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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