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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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