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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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