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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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