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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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