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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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