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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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