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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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