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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Akiva Lane
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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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