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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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