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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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