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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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