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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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