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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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