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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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