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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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