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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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