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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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