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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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