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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Akiva Lane
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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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