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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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