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Akiva Lane
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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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