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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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