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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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