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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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