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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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