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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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