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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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