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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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