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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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