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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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