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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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