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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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