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It escapes me.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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