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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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