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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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