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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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