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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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