Pictures:

A paradigm.

2695

Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

1578

What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

3287

Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

383

Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

1081

What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

177

What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

2282

How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

2530

What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

1978

Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

13

What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

1473

How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

1448