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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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