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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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