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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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