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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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