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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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