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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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