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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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