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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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