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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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