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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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