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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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