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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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