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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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