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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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