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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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