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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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