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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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