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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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