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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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