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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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