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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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