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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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