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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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