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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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