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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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