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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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