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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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