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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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