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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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