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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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