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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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