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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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