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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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