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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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