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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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