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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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