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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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