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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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