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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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