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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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