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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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