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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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It escapes me.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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