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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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