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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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