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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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