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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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