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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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