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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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