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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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