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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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