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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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