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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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