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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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