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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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