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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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