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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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