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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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