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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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