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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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