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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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