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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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