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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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