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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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