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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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