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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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