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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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