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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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A son of a gun.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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