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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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