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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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