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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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