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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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