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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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