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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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