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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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