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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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