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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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