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Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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