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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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