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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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