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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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