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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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