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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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