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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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