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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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