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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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