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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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