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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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