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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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