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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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