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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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A pear of scissors.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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