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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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