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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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