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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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