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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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