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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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