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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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