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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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