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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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