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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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