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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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