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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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