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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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