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An elevator pitch.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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