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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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