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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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