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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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