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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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