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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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