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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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