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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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