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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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