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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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