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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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