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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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