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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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