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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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