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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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