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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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