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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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