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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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