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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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