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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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