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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Akiva Lane
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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Akiva Lane
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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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