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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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