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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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