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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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