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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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