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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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