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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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