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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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