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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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