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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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