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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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