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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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