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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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