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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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