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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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