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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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