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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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