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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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