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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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