Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

3134
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

2935
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

458
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

2897
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

140
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

3170
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

2311
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

3166
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

1583
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this?

A swimming pool table.

3066
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

848