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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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