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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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