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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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