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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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