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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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