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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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