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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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