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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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