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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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