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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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