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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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