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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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