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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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