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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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