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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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