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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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