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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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