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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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