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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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