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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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