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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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