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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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