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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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