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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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