Pictures:

What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

3007

What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

2835

Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

2561

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

257

What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

2768

How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

2311

Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

1095

If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

2063

What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

2364

Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985

Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

757

What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

1862