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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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