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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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