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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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