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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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