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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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