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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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