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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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