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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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