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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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