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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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