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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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