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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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