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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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