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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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