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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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