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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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