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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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