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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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