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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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