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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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