Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

2444
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

2025
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

1810
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

1908
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

7
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

2132
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

1090
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

2075
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

604
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

1428
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

2254
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209