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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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