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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Akiva Lane
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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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