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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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