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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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