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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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