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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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