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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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