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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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