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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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