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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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