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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Akiva Lane
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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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