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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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