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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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