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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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