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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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