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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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