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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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