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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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