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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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