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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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