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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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