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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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