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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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