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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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