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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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