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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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