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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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