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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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