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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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A tripod.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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