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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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