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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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