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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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