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A field of hole wheat.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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