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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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