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It escapes me.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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