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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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