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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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