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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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