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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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