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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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