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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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