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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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