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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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