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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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