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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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