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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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