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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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