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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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