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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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