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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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