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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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