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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Akiva Lane
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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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