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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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