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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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