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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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