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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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