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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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