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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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