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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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