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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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