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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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