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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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