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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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