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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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