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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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