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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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