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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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It escapes me.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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