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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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