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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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