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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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