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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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