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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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