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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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