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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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