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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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A paradigm.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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