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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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