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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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