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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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