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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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