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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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