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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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