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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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