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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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