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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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