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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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