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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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