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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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