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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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