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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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