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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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