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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Akiva Lane
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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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