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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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