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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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