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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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