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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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A pear of scissors.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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