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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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