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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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