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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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