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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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