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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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