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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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