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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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