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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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