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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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