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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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