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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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