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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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