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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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