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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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A swimming pool table.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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