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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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