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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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