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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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