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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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