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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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