Pictures:

What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

2120

What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

2427

What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

1724

Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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