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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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