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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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