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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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