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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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