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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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