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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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