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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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