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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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