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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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