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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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