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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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