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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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