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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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