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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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