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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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