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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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