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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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