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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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