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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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