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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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