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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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