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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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