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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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