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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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