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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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