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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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