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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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