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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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