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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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