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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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