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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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