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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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