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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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