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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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