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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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