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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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