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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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