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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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