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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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