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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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