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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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