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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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