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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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