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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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