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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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