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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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