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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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