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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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