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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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