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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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