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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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