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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Akiva Lane
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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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