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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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