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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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