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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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