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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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