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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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