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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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