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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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