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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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