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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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