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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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A buoys club.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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