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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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