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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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