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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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