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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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