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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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