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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Akiva Lane
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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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