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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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