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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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