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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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