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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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