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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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