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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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