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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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