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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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