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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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