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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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