Pictures:

Dovid Lane
General
Picture

In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

318
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

2464
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

1865
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

1857
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

3069
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

700
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

2027
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

1366
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

2064
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

2105
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

1624
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

2453