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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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