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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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