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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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