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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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