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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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