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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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