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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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