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Akiva Lane
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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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