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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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