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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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