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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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