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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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