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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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