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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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