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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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