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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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