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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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