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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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