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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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