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A buoys club.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

829

How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

1178

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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