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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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