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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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