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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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