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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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