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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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