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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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