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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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