Pictures:

What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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