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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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