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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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