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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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