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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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