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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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