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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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