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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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