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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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