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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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