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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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