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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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