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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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