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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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