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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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