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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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