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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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It escapes me.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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