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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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