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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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