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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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