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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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