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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why were the students upset when the cafeteria changed from the trays on the left to trays on the right?

They felt B-trayed.

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