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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

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A web site.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

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That it is very nosey.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

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They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

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He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did the plate say to the food?

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The meal is on me.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

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A dis-appointment.

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What food is this?

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Apple Pie

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

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Yes, they chipped in.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

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They are on different wavelengths.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

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Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

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An ex-exercizer.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

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Grin and bear it.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

What food is this?

Apple Pie

When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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