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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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