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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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