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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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