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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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