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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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