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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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