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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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