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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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