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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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