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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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