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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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