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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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