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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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