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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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