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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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