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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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