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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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