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A swimming pool table.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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