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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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