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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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