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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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