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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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