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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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