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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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