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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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