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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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