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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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