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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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