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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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