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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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