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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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