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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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