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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Yisro Whale

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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