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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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