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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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