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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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