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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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