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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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