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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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