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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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