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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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