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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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