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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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