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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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A photo of synthesis.

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