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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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