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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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