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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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