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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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