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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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