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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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