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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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