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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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