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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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