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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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