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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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