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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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