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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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