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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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