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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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