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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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