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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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