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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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