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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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