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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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