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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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