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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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