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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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