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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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