Pictures:

What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

1196

What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

825

What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

3264

Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

1246

Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

1980

What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

1700

What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

2481

What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

1503

What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

3125

What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

176

How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

42

What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

2819