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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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