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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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It escapes me.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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