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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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