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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Akiva Lane
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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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