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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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