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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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