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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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