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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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