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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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