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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane AI
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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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