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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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