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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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