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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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