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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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