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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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