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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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