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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Gaucho Marx

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