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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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