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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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