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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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