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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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