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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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