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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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