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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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