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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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