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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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