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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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