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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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