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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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