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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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