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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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