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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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