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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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