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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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