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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

1883

How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

1984

What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

2012