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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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