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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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