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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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