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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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