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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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