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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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