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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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