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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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