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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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