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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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