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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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