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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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