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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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