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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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