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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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