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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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