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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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