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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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