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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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