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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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