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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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