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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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