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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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