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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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