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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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