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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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