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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane
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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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