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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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