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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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