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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Where does AI appear in the book of Genesis?

Genesis 12:8 - Abraham moved to the mountain...Beth el was to the west and Ai was to the east.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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