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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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