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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Yisro Whale

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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