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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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