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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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