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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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