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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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