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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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