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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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