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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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