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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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