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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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