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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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