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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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