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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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