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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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