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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

1971