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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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