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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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