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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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