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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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