Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

542
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

3022
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

513
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

904
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

363
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

883
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

1181
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

2880
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

3168
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

1647
Eli Simcha Lane
General
Picture

Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

3153
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

3158