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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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