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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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