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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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