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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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