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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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