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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane
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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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