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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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