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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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