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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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