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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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