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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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