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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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