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How did the can opener get its name?

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Because it 'can' open things.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

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She felt they were the wurst.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

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King Lear

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

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They both have a hair ball.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

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They both have pupils.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

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He's in a class all by himself.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

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Polygon.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

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Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

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It was the principle of the thing.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

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In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

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He wanted to increase sails.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

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Czech mate.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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