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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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