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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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