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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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