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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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