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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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