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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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