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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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