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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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