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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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