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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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