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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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