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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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