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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Akiva Lane
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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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