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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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