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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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