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What are the greater graters?

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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