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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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