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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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