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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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