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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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