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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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