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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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