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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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