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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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