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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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