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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Akiva Lane
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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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