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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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