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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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