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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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