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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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A photo of synthesis.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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