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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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