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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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An elevator pitch.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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