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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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