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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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