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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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