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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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