Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

1835
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

2937
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

159
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

1377
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

617
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

3020
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

2060
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

1979
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

3266
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

625
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

2399
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

848