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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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