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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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