Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

1995

What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

1994

How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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