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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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