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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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