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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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