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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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