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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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