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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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