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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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An elevator pitch.

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