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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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