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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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