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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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