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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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