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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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