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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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