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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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