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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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