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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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