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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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