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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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