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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Akiva Lane
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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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