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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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