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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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