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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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