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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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