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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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