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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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