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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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