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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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