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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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