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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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