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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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