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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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