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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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