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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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