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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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