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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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