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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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