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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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