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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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It escapes me.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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