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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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