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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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