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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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