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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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