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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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