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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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