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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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