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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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