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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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