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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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