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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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