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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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