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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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