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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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