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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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