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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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