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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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