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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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