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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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