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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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