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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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