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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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