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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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A dessert island.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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