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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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