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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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