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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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