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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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