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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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