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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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