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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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