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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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