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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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