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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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