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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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