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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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