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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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