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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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