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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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