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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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