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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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