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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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