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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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