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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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