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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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