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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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