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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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