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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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