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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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