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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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