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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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