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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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