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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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