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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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