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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane AI
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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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