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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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