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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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