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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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