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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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