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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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