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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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