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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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