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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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