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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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