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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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