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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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