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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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