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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why were the students upset when the cafeteria changed from the trays on the left to trays on the right?

They felt B-trayed.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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