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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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