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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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