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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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