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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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