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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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