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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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When the prices of houses went up, why did their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices went through the roof.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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