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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Lane
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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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