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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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