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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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