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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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