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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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