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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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