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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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