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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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