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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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