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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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