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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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