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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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