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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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