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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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