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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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