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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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