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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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