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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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