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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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