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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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