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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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