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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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