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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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