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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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