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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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