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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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