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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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