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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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A paradigm.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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