Pictures:

What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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