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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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