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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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