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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Shane Ronay
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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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