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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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