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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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