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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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