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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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