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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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