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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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