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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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