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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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