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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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