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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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