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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Akiva Lane
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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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