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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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