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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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A square not.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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