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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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