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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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