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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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