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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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