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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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