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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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