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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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