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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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