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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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