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Gaucho Marx

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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