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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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