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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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