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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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