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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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