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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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