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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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