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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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