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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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