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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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