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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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