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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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