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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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