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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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