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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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