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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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