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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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It escapes me.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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