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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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