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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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