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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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