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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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