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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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