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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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