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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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