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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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