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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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