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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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