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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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