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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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