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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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