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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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