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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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