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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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