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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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