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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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