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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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