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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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