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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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