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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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