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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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