Pictures:

When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

423

What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

144

What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

3360

What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

2220

What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

2039

What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

670

Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

756

What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

2921

What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

139

What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

2203

Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

3176

What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

1217