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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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