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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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