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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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