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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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