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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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