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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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