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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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