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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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