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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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