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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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