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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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