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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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