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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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