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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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