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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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