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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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