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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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