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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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