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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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