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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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