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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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