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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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