Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

1132
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

2670
Shayna Lane
General
Picture

What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

2521
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is this?

It escapes me.

1308
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

2559
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

2733
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

2710
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

837
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

45
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

1912
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

2423
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

2076