Pictures:

A square not.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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