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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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