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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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