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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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