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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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