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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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