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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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