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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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