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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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