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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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