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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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