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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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