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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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