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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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