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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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