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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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