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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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