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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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