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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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