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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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A paradigm.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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