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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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