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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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