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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane
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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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