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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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