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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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A tripod.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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