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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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