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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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