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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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