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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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