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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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