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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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