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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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