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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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