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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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