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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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