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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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