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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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