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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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