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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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