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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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