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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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