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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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