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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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