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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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