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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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