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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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