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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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