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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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