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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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