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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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