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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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