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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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