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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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