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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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