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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Akiva Lane
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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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