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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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