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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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