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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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