Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

2936
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

92
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

1094
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

1189
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

2427
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

1414
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

1278
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

1817
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

487
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

3036
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

3088
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

2268