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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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