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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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