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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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