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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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