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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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