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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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