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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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