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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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