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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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