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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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