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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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