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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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