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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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