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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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