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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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