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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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