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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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