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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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