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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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