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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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