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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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