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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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