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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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