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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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