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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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