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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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