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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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