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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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