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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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