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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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