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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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