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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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