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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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