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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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