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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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