Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

308

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

3244

What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

3005

How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

571

What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

1639

Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

2204

What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

1667

Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

198

What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

3171

Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

2962

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989