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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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