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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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