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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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