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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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