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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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