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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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