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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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