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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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