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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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