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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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