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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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