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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane
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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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