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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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