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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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