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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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