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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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