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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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