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A field of hole wheat.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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