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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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