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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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