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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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