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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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