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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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