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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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