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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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