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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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