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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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