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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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