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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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