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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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