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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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