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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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