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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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