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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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