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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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