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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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