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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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