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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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