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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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