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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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