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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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