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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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