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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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