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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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