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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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A pear of scissors.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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