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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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