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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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