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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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