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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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