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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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