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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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