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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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