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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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