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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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