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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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