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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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A field of hole wheat.

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