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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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