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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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A son of a gun.

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