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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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