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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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