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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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