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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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