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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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