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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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