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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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A paradigm.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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