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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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