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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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