Pictures:

What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

1045

Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

13

How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

1865

What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

845

What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

433

How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

2086

How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

3011

What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

2103

How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

829

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331

What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

30

What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

1041