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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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