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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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