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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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