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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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