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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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