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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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