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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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