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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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