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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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