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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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A paradigm.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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