Pictures:

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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