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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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