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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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