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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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