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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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