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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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