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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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