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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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