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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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