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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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