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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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