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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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