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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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