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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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