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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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