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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Akiva Lane
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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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