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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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