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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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