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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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