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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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