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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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