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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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