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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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