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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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