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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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