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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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