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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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