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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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