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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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