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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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