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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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