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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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