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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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