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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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