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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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