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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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