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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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