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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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