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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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