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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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