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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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