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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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