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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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