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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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