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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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