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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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