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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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