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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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