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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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