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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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