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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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