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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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