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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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