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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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