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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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