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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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