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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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