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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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