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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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