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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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