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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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