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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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