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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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