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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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