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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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