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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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