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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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