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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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