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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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