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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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