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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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