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Yes, it's on the house.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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