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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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