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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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