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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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