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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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