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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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