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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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