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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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