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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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