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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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