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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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