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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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