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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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