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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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