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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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