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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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