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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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