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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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