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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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