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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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