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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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