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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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