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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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