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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Akiva Lane
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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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