Pictures:

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

2854

Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

476

What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

142

Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

3073

What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

262

Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

2801

What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

2498

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

2518

What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

1047

Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

1524

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

962

What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

605