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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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