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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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