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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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