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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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