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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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