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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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