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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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