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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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