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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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An elevator pitch.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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