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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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