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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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