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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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