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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Akiva Lane
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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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