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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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