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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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