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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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