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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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