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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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