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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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