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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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