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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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