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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Akiva Lane
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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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