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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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