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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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