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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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