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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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