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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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