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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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