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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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