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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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