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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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