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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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