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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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