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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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