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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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