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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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