Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

246
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

236
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

2066
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

1994
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

834
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

1228
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

1648
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

1345
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

3176