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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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