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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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