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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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