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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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