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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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