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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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