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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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