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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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