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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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