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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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