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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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