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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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