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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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