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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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