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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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