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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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A buoys club.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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