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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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