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A son of a gun.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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