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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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