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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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