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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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