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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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