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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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