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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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