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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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