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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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