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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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