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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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