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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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