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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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