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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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