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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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