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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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