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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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