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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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