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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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