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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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