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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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