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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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