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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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