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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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