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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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