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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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