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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane
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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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