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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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