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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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