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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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