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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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