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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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