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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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