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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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