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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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