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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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