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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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