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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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