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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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