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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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