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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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